HANNIBAL FANDOM, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE 2011 VERSION OF THE THREE MUSKETEERS. BECAUSE WE NEED TO.

( movie review: The Three Musketeers )

( iron man 3 spoilers )

( review: the collection )

College student Ashley and her new roommate, Roxy, go to a party hosted by a bunch of local hackers--think a RL 4chan party--and watch a viral video featuring "Smiley", a serial killer that (according to legend) stalks chat users and kills them if someone types in "I did it for the lulz" three times. Ashley's freaked out by the video; she's at ( Read more... )

1313: Cougar Cult. HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS. HOLY SHIT.

( 1313: cougar cult )

Goddammit, Rian Johnson, you're on The List now ( Read more... )

I like anthologies for the same reason I like short story collections: sometimes you get utter bullshit, and sometimes you get something amazing. (The ratio of terrible-to-amazing-to-tepid varies by case.) Luckily for me, they happen to be coming back into vogue these days, especially in horror. Which means it's time for Capsule Reviews! (Or, you ( Read more... )

Dear Teen Wolf fandom: let's talk about Grizzly Rage. PLEASE DEAR GOD let's talk about Grizzly Rage ( Read more... )

AAAAAGH YOU GUYS OH MY GOD SPIDER-MAN FEELS

( whatever a spider can )

Magic Mike: Actually better than I thought it was going to be, if still mostly beefcake with a surprisingly strong story. Not a single guy in my theater. That said:

Simon Halls, you are the LUCKIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH.